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The Superhero Tan

Since the dawn of man, the wages of a hard days work has always been an embarrassing tan line.  Humanity has dubbed this phenomenon the “farmers tan” and it has no known cure outside of complete abstinence.  This raises the question of how does a superhero battle the forces of the relentless sun?  Suncreen!  One might say, but sunscreen can only do so much. The sun’s effects will undoubtedly prevail despite man’s attempt to thwart the attack.   The damage will be extensive by the obvious superhero tan line that exposes all secret identities.

The Superhero Tan

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  1. elliptical says:

    This is the exact info i’m looking for, thanks! Arron

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